Thursday, July 21, 2005
They dont call him Iron Mike for nothing...
I forgot to mention this before so I'll do it quickly. Apparently Mike Tyson, being heavily in debt (to the tune of around $40 Mil), his boxing career in shambles, has decided that he needs to make some money the hard way. Mr. Tyson will soon be doing PORN! At first, like many of you I found this funny, hilarious even. But even as mirth and merriment was to spill forth from my mouth, I realized just how sad this is. How absolutely tragic it is that this man has turned to selling his body after abusing it in the ring. I cant imagine the loneliness or the fear or desperation in Tyson's heart. Thats when I stopped laughing and tried not to sick up in the car. Somethings just arent that funny, when you really think about it.